Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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