shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
