oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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