I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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