How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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