we made out on top of his cat.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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