I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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