If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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