this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
a search helicopter?!
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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