Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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