Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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