you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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