the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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