why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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