I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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