Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Randomize
