let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Randomize
