Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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