Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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