After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
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