Can Purell be used as lube?
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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