Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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