susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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