sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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