I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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