Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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