Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
