im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
The adults are the big ones right?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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