Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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