just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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