This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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