In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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