good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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