My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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