How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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