Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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