If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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