Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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