Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
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