me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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