Me too!
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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