I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
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