We should be called the Road Head Warriors
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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