I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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