I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
he laminated a picture of his dick.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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