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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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