My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Please, let me fuck your mom
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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