Who wears a wallet chain?!
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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