pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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