Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
