dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
do herpes really smell.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
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