Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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