You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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