she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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