Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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