32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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