it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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