fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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